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I did it for you, babyHoly Moses on a moped these people are nuckin' futs. Just when you think they'll finally slink back under their rocks they drop another bomb. I had heard the rumors about Simon Monjack taking up with his deceased wife's mother, but I thought it was too weird to be true. I should have known better.

Of course nobody's admitting anything. Then again, there's only one player left, and she's not ready (broke enough) to sell her soul the rest of the way down the river. It won't take long, and hey, she doesn't have very much further to travel (not much left to sell). She'll probably come out with some cock-and-bull story eventually, even though she's still strongly denying anything inappropriate was going on. OK, so why did she tell the investigators that her pills were on "her side of the bed"? What was she doing sharing her dead daughter's bed with her grief-stricken husband? And why did she have pills prescribed to "Sharon Monjack"? Even more importantly, what doctor would be stupid enough to prescribe all those pills to these two loony birds? They had to have known who these two were. I wonder how many doctors they shopped.

Hands where we can see them, peopleHey, nothing like keeping it in the family, right? retch retch

I've always had my suspicions about the relationship between Simon and his wife's mother since Brittany died, and apparently I'm not alone. One of the best reporters in the biz, Bill Zwecker of The Chicago Sun Times, says that Brittany's friends are telling him about the "creepiness" of it all - four months after her death, her husband and mother are still living together in the house she bought and died in. Simon and Sharon claim there is nothing inappropriate about their living arrangements; they're collaborating on a book together. About Brittany, of course.

Doting husbandNot that anyone is surprised, unfortunately. The poor mixed-up kid had more than half a dozen drugs found in her system, and even more were found in various states of abundance all over her house. She had painkillers, anti-anxiety drugs, anti-seizure/migraine meds, and so on and so forth.

Brittany's idiot husband made it a point to stress that no illegal drugs were found in Brittany's system. As I've mentioned previously, I absolutely f**king hate pillheads who think they aren't drug addicts. While it's true there were no street drugs found, this girl had a ton of shit in her system. These drugs, combined with serious health issues like "community acquired pneumonia and iron deficiency anemia", overwhelmed her fragile body and just ... stopped her heart. She was only 32 years old.

Now that the truth is out, Simple Simon would perhaps do well to change the focus of his proposed charitable foundation from children's arts to drug abuse awareness and prevention. If he was to be honest about her sad death he could make a nice living doing the lecture circuit. He'd have to clean up his own act first, though, and that's not likely to happen. He'll be looking for a new victim soon - he and Mischa would be a fun match.

You two oughta be ashamed ...Once a scammer, always a scammer. He's not even that creative, but he certainly is ambitious. And with Brittany's mother backing him he must have thought he had a sure thing. I wonder if he's tried to seduce her yet. Word is he wasn't included in Brittany's will, and he's not the most employable guy around.

When the formation of the Brittany Murphy Foundation was announced more than a few eyebrows were raised. It was all too vague, claiming to be "dedicated to arts education for children" but not really saying much else, like how the funds would be spent or who was running the show. The foundation's website solicited donations outright and apparently even found a few suckers willing to drop some green. Simon even planned a $1,000-a-plate benefit dinner, kind of like a grand opening, after which he probably would have taken an extended vacation in the Caymans.

BrittanyWell that was quick, wasn't it? And unfortunately, it's also not surprisingly in the least. The LA County Coroner has ruled Brittany's death was caused by "community acquired pneumonia, iron deficiency anemia, and multiple drug intoxication", according to TMZ. That pretty much means that like Anna Nicole Smith, Brittany had some serious health issues but the people around her kept her too f**ked up to seek proper medical treatment.

Perhaps that's the real reason Slimy Simon canceled his fundraiser grand opening for his Brittany Murphy Foundation, a new non-profit he's founding with no clear goals or organization but worth, in his mind, $1,000 a plate. Perhaps Simon's thinking about the prescription bottles found with his name on them ... or all those ATM withdrawals investigators may find.

Will Simon, or anybody else, face charges over Brittany's death? It remains to be seen, but obviously someone dropped the ball. I wonder how long it will be before Brittany's mom (and heir) gets sick of his malarkey and sends him to the curb.