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Doting husbandNot that anyone is surprised, unfortunately. The poor mixed-up kid had more than half a dozen drugs found in her system, and even more were found in various states of abundance all over her house. She had painkillers, anti-anxiety drugs, anti-seizure/migraine meds, and so on and so forth.

Brittany's idiot husband made it a point to stress that no illegal drugs were found in Brittany's system. As I've mentioned previously, I absolutely f**king hate pillheads who think they aren't drug addicts. While it's true there were no street drugs found, this girl had a ton of shit in her system. These drugs, combined with serious health issues like "community acquired pneumonia and iron deficiency anemia", overwhelmed her fragile body and just ... stopped her heart. She was only 32 years old.

Now that the truth is out, Simple Simon would perhaps do well to change the focus of his proposed charitable foundation from children's arts to drug abuse awareness and prevention. If he was to be honest about her sad death he could make a nice living doing the lecture circuit. He'd have to clean up his own act first, though, and that's not likely to happen. He'll be looking for a new victim soon - he and Mischa would be a fun match.

BrittanyWell that was quick, wasn't it? And unfortunately, it's also not surprisingly in the least. The LA County Coroner has ruled Brittany's death was caused by "community acquired pneumonia, iron deficiency anemia, and multiple drug intoxication", according to TMZ. That pretty much means that like Anna Nicole Smith, Brittany had some serious health issues but the people around her kept her too f**ked up to seek proper medical treatment.

Perhaps that's the real reason Slimy Simon canceled his fundraiser grand opening for his Brittany Murphy Foundation, a new non-profit he's founding with no clear goals or organization but worth, in his mind, $1,000 a plate. Perhaps Simon's thinking about the prescription bottles found with his name on them ... or all those ATM withdrawals investigators may find.

Will Simon, or anybody else, face charges over Brittany's death? It remains to be seen, but obviously someone dropped the ball. I wonder how long it will be before Brittany's mom (and heir) gets sick of his malarkey and sends him to the curb.