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Cher and CA in BurlesqueSurprisingly Miss Aguilera has actually never been in a movie until now and it looks like she picked a fun, albeit campy one, in which she plays a struggling singer (shocker). Apparently there is a whole burlesque scene that I wasn't even aware of in California but whatever. It looks like it is sortuv classy stripping with some fun songs thrown in. And to make the film even more magical Cher attempts to move her face which is amazing in itself. I assume she plays the talent manager at this weird club where everyone wears red lipstick except for a make-up less Christina (for a little bit). Kristen Bell plays the token mean girl/competition and sports a terrible brown wig. And then there are some cute guys thrown in like Cam Gigandet as a hot bartender/love interest and Eric Dane as probably a corrupt manager. And then Stanley Tucci is there and then Christina opens her mouth and sings and well we all know what comes out. It looks like a fun December movie for anyone that likes musicals so pretty much everyone that watches Glee. Hopefully it will be better than last December's musical attempt with Nine.

MK on MCMary-Kate Olsen looks gorgeous on not one but three new covers of Marie Claire magazine. What is amazing is the Olsen twins don't really do anything anymore (well design clothing but whatever) and yet they still are on magazines all the time because they have become fashion icons of our society. Though MK will be appearing as an outcast witch/high school student who casts a spell on some hot guy in a new version of Beauty & the Beast called Beastly. MK opened up to the magazine about a number of things including growing up Olsen (apparently it was not as wonderful as we thought. I bet Bob Saget is annoying to 5-year-olds as well) and her eating disorder.
On growing up on television:
"I look at old photos of me, and I don't feel connected to them at all... I would never wish my upbringing on anyone." MK also calls herself and her sister Ashley "little monkey performers."
On her eating disorder:
"I think it's really important to be able to talk when something's wrong. I learned at a really young age that if you don't talk about it, it can drive you insane."
On her career:
"I still read scripts, and if something great comes along, that's great... but this is my day job. The Row is where I go every day."MK in MC

The Romantics posterI know I am the only that cares about this movie but I am making it my personal duty to make other people care about it too because I think it looks great and it was based on a great book of the same name. Again it is a about a group of incestous college friends (who can't not relate to that?) who gather together for two of their friends' wedding (Josh Duhamel and Anna Pacquin). Katie Holmes plays the maid of honor to the bride who also happens to be the groom's ex-girlfriend that he dated for five years. Well you can guess that chaos ensues especially when the groom goes "missing" the night before the wedding. Elijah Wood, Dianna Agron, Adam Brody, Candice Bergen and Malin Ackerman co-star.

Damn. I got a doodie bubble ...Or crack bloat. Whatever the case, Whitney has certainly rebounded from the bag of bones she was only months ago. She still looks like smashed assholes, though, so I doubt she's living the clean life these days, or maybe she just hasn't been clean long enough.

Everyone really had their hopes up for Whitney's comeback album and tour. At first she looked absolutely radiant and was reasonably coherent in her limited promos, but reports of erratic behavior, combined with unbelievably bad performances and multiple reports of blatant public use of her crack pipe have undermined much of her label's hard work. Maybe they sent her off to the Bahamas to cut her off from her suppliers. Maybe it's even easier to cop a rock there. I wouldn't know. She's reportedly with family and friends, and as long as that doesn't include Bobby Brown she should be OK, but it remains to be seen what the future holds for her. I hope she gets the help she needs ... and maybe something in a control top wouldn't hurt. I'm just sayin'.

Trying too hardEverything, apparently. Poor Jess is just so unlucky in love, if the latest dirt on her new squeeze is to be believed. And let's face it, we're all a bunch of snarky gossips, so we'll believe just about anything if it makes good copy, and Jessica Simpson always makes good copy.

From her adorable, ditsy Newlyweds days to her booty calls with John "Wrong Limo" Mayer to the humiliating desertion by the Romo in an IHOP parking lot, Jessica has taken a licking and kept on ticking. That's only good if you're a watch, though. For a lonely girl who just hit 30 ... not so much. You gotta feel bad for the girl, but you can't help but like her. Even that would be made easier by simply hiring a stylist -- her taste is all in her ass and she makes the most atrocious fashion choices for her lush curves. It's not like she can't afford it; Jess lives quite well on her licensing and endorsement deals.