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Julia at EPL premiereThe most anticipated chick flick after Sex & the City 2 is finally here. The film is already getting tons of buzz because it is Julia and a bunch of hot men running around Europe, Bali and India. Plus the promotions for the film are pretty unbelievable especially considering it is a film about a divorcée on a journey of self discovery and not like bad guys blowing eachother up and entering people's sub-consciouses. It has been a while since we saw Julia on the big screen. The last time she was really on the big screen was in Duplicity unless you want to count her 13 minutes of screen time in Valentine's Day.

Here is what she told the magazine: On her family: “The children became the shooting stars of him, of that thing we have. How lucky we are that we love each other so much that we burst into three pieces.”
On behind the scenes with Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Matt Damon: “Those boys! I was the only girl there. One day George Clooney put these giant potted trees in front of my door so that I couldn’t get out to work. I pride myself on being punctual! You didn’t want to leave your camera lying around, either, people were breaking into each other’s rooms, taking them, and let’s just say you didn’t want your mom picking up your photos at Walgreens! Photos of unidentifiable body parts.”
On working with directors: “I’m always asking those guys to tell me what they want. The same with George Clooney. ‘Name it for me,’ I tell him, ‘and I’ll do it."

JenniferJennifer Aniston is keeping busy. She is already her promoting her new film The Switch which unlike her last five films actually looks really good and, you know, like actually funny. She must really like her frequent co-star Jason Bateman (The Break-Up and now The Switch) because she has publicly spoken about having a part in the highly anticipated AD movie which has been in the works for about three years now but apparently the script is finally being written. Jason said there is actually a part in the film that would be perfect for Jen.
Yeah, actually, there's a real good part for [Aniston] in the Arrested Development movie," Bateman told MTV News this past weekend. “[Creator Mitch Hurwitz] has got half the script written. He's gotta finish the second half and then the studio's gotta love it and the cast's gotta love it and we all have to have time to do it… It’s happening.”

Zsa Zsa and her prince in happier timesPoor Zsa Zsa. After a flamboyant life full of husbands, diamonds and more husbands, she's lying in a hospital bed after breaking her hip in a fall. If it was a fall and not something more sinister.

Zsa Zsa's husband's name is not really Von Asshat, but it's something close, and it sure fits him. He's been freeloading off her for like 20 years now. He's been embroiled in a bitter court battle over money with her daughter, a Hilton by birth (Zsa Zsa was once married to Paris Hilton's grandfather, Conrad). He even claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. He's always been a bit of a doofus, but is he a murdering doofus?

Maybe, according to the Globe, who say that Zsa Zsa was "found in a pool of blood". They apparently have a top investigator (he must have the office next to their inside source) who believes she may be the victim of a murder attempt. By who? The Prince? The daughter? The cop she slapped, earning herself a brief jail sentence? The Globe claims they're going to rip the lid off this story and bring us the real truth - and published yet another "hospital deathbed" photo that's eerily similar to the one of Gary Coleman and his demented former spouse. I wonder how much they paid the Prince for those shots.

Cook will be her downfallShe can't claim she didn't know he was married, or that they didn't become involved until after he was separated. She had his name tattooed on her chest last year - but then had it covered. New pictures were just released of Fantasia and her married (but not to her) man on vacation in some tropical paradise back in January. So girlfriend knew exactly what she was doing; she just thought she'd never get caught.

Fantasia has been head over heels with this guy for a while, and maybe she got dick-notized (the hopeless, helpless state in which a woman falls when she's getting the best boning of her life). Hey, we've all been there; it happens. Most of us, however, know better than to get tangled up with a married manwhore. Of course there are exceptions, girls like Rachel Uchitel and the Nazi Tattoo Chick, to name just a few, that are in it for the fame and fortune, but I don't think Fantasia's that kind of girl. And besides, she's the famous one, not Cook.

Ted and BarneyWhy would they tell us who the mother was on a show about finding a mother?! That would just be ridiculous. It is much better the way they are doing it. Not frustrating at all. However the producers of the show have promised us that this season we will actually get closer unlike whatever Ted was doing last season (plus Wayne Brady will be back as Barney's brother!) Anyway, Laura Bell Bundy, star of Legally Blond (and one very funny episode of Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List) on Broadway and Reese Witherspoon look alike (post -nose job. Watch Jumanji if you are curious) has nabbed herself a real live television gig playing Robin's new co-anchor. Apparently there will be a lot of competition between the two girls and I am sure Barney will try to date her. Ted is supposed to have a more serious love interest this season but again it is not the mother but this may bring us closer to the mother. My God. By the time he actually finds the mom he is going to be 40. I still have this theory that in the end it will turn out to be Robin but I guess that couldn't happen but whatever. Maybe they will have turned out to be in purgatory the whole time like on Lost. Laura Bell Bundy