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January JonesThough nothing was awful I am just not sure what these ladies were thinking. First off, January Jones we know you are beautiful and can wear anything but did you have to prove that by wearing an 80's prom dress. And then it was like you didn't brush your hair. Anna Paquin decided she wanted to dress up like a matador but also wear a dress and it resulted in that concoction. Come on dude. You just got married. Go for something a little girlier. Lauren Graham's dress wasn't awful though I find black and white combinations to be so agressive but the cut of the dress made her look like a line backer. Tina Fey also wasn't bad but again the pattern was so agressive and was she wearing hair extensions? And then somehow the girls from The Hills managed to sneak in to the show.

Meltdown in 3, 2 ...It's an important element to successful recovery -- in order to overcome an addiction, one needs to make a clean break from the past, stay away from the people and places they frequented while using. Going back to your old haunts, visiting your coke buddies, following the same routines you did when you were using will only lead you down that rocky road to relapse.

Lindsay bullshitted her way out of rehab, plain and simple. There's no way a girl that screwed up could be "healed" so quickly. The kind of problems Lindsay has took years to develop; common sense tells you it won't be a quick fix. So what if she's going to outpatient treatment four times a week and getting tested at least once a week? This bitch has been thumbing her nose at the law all along, and isn't about to change her ways now. Why should she? She's gotten away with it this long, and she's got a large retinue of skels and sponges who are already tempting her.

Shanae Grimes and Lucy HaleThe Scream 4 cameos are getting a little out of hand. I mean the fact that this film is being made is a little ridiculous to start and now everyone who has a role on a show on the CW or ABC Family gets to be in Scream. Besides having Adam Brody, Hayden Pannetiere and Emma Roberts as main cast members now Kristen Bell, Anna Paquin, Shanae Grimes and Lucy Punch are all doing cameos either as themselves or as young startlets (sortuv an homage to Ocean's 11). But actually this makes sense because the first Scream also starred Miss Neve Campbel l who was the star of teen drama Party of Five and then by Scream 2 Tori Spelling, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Rebecca Gayheart were there. The teen horror drama is all about taking teen TV stars and making them think they may have a chance at a film career but as Sarah Michelle Gellar can tell you, it probably won't work out. Hayden and Emma filming Scream 4

I've got a cramp in my ...Man, this girl is like a bad rash the way she's all over the people she works with. Talk about oversexed. Usually I'd say her parents should do something about her inappropriately forward (read:slutty beyond her years) behavior, but she's supporting them so they won't say boo. She can run around with all her underage lady parts hanging out. She can move her boyfriends in and out at will, and go on romantic vacations with them - unsupervised, of course. 'Cause she's just bein' Miley and all.

E! Online just released this shot of Miley apparently thrusting her statutory growler at the co-star of her upcoming megahit (not), LOL, some dude named Adam Sevani. Adam doesn't look terribly receptive to Miley's advances, does he? Matter of fact, I'd say dude looks paralyzed. If he hits it he could go to jail; if he doesn't he could lose his job. I mean, c'mon. That doesn't look like the body language of a girl who's used to hearing no.

Not pretty in pinkReally. What was this bitch thinking? I swear, if I see one more picture of her getting her nails done or out shopping while a bunch of other people take care of the children she speed-spawned ... I still can't believe the doctor(s) who allowed her to inseminate herself 14 TIMES aren't in freakin' jail. This nutball thought she could create her own sideshow, complete with free goodies, nannies and of course plenty of attention, only now no one's buying, and she's up the proverbial creek without a paddle. Or a boat, for that matter. Dopey broad.