STD Farm World TourWow. I guess we can put all those Paris sleeping with the Clooney to rest, can't we? Good thing, too. I was beginning to get a little hot under the collar.
Speaking of hot and bothered, it appears that Paris and her forever gamey buddy, Brandon Davis, escaped some nasty police action by mere minutes - if their driver had gotten pulled over after he picked them up, instead of before, this story would read a whole lot differently. We'd be looking at another pair of classic mugshots: Dead Eye and her accomplice Non Stick.
Said driver was clipped for drunk driving. When the popo decided to search the vehicle they found a few bags of coke-like white powder, some little blue pills to make your dick hard, and some other little pills to put your lights out when the party's over.
Don't look for these two to spend any time behind bars, though. They weren't in the car at the time; that driver could make up any name for his passengers. What makes this story really interesting is the fact that the car is owned by the man who paid for Mimi to host NYE. I always thought she traveled in much better circles; was this one of her husband's friends?
